Best jobs in America infographic


Paul sez, "We have been putting this together for a week or so and thought you might like it. Looks like I am going back to school to be a systems engineer, haha."

I like that they've color-coded for "low-stress," "benefit to society" and "satisfaction." However, on these three counts, I'm unsurprised to see that "science fiction writer" didn't make the cut. When I was 17, the school guidance counsellor got in some software that would help you figure out what career to set your sights on. I completed its questionnaire and hit return, and an instant later was advised to become a "geriatric nutritionist" (that is, someone who prepares meals in an old folks' home). Even today, I sometimes feel like I missed my calling. ("Science fiction writer" wasn't on that list either).

Best Jobs in America (Thanks, Paul!)

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moosehunter #1 10:16 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

ythis is more like the best job according to a IT manager.

its biased

where are the Trades?
I know hundreds of perfectly happy machinists and rough engineers that would hate a IT job.

It takes all kinds, and the mentality that makes a good IT dweeb, isnt the same as one that enjoys working with your hands.


where are the Makers? the doers of things..

button pushers are good, and possibly happy, but sombody has to make the buttons

Rob Beschizza #2 10:19 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

I remember that software! It told me to be an architect.

Antinous / Moderator #3 10:21 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

It doesn't seem to factor in the horrors of training. A physician specialist, for example, endures:

- 4 years of pre-med, you pay the school a fortune and you actually have to work your ass off
- 4 years of med school, you pay the school a fortune and you still actually have to work your ass off
- 4 - 8 years of residency, 80 to 100 hours of work per week and you start out at crap wages
- several years of fellowship, decent wages

Nor does it mention what they're paying out for things like malpractice insurance.

Stefan Jones #4 10:22 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

I remember being utterly frustrated with those career counsellors and their software.

* * *

I have a want-ad newspaper clipping I keep meaning to scan in:

"WANTED: TRANSGENIC ANIMAL TECHNICIAN"

Which for a minute had me thinking they were looking for an uplifted raccoon or Bowman's Wolf or something.

Amphigorey #5 10:24 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

Yet another instance where male is the default case and female is the special instance.

(I say this because all the human figures that represent jobs are identical to the figure that represents the male portion of the labor force. The female figure is only shown as part of the gender infographic; it does not appear at all in the main body of the chart.)

Anon #6 10:33 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

I always thought US currentcy only had 2 decimal digits. 100 cents making a dollar, but for a software developer they list "79,400". It cannot be possibly be 80k$ a year. That would be far more than a software developer can possibly get. 80$ a month is far realistic.

Antinous / Moderator replied to comment from Amphigorey #7 10:35 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

Why are we still using June Cleaver's silhouette as the symbol for women?

BoydWaters #8 10:53 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

I am compelled to recall the "Mork & Mindy" episode where Mork describes the way professions are determined on Planet Ork: at age 7, the kids all line up to be scanned by the Machine. You saw this line of all these kids, one by one they'd stand on this platform, while the Machine intoned "School-teacher!" "Football player!" "Cook!", and then, "Female Impersonator!"

Anon #9 10:55 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

No telephone handset sanitisers?

Anon replied to comment from Anonymous #10 11:00 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

RE: ANON#6 : Indeed. Properly trained software developers/systems engineers willing to work hard and meet deadlines can command 80K-150K in the U.S. to fix the heap of broken promises left by the swathes of unwashed hordes and prior wanted-to-be-software-developers: poorly trained and woeful, unknowing ignorance, attempting to cash in on what's left of their notion of the American dream.

maryr replied to comment from Stefan Jones #11 11:05 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

#4: Yeah, you don't want that job. That job is going to be labeling and cleaning mouse cages, if you're lucky. If you aren't lucky, you're going to be killing a lot of mice.

erissian replied to comment from Amphigorey #12 11:06 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

Some of them are men, the others are women in pants. Towards the bottom is a single eccentric woman in a cape.

newtomato #13 11:30 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

That software said I should have been a Park Ranger - every year the same thing. Funny thing is I have wicked bad allergies, which would preclude that job. Thank goodness I became a cosmologist. I'm not allergic to dark matter or the CMB.

Anon #14 11:33 PM Tuesday, Mar 9, 2010 Reply

Elevator Constructor: trade, paid training ($55K/year), $110K/year in the right region (pay depends on the union), nice benefits. You can do cool things like rappel in elevator shafts, stop the elevators between floor for a quickie or bypass the stops thanks to your magic keys.
Minuses: greasy stained hands; not a ton of girls.

Anon #15 12:20 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

that's weird. every software developer I know makes well under the $79,400 that chart speaks of.

apoxia #16 12:44 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

My future career is number 23. Too bad I'm not in the US and therefore won't be paid in USD.

lewis stoole #17 1:26 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

which one is least likely to consistently wash his/her hands? if 30-40% of doctors are "too busy", then what are the odds these guys would? any responses from the 6-figure vectors out there would be appreciated along with an explanation.

Cicada #18 1:36 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

Ah, happy #13. If not for the nurses and patients, it'd be just about perfect.

Anon #19 2:04 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

Italian, security consultant 36,000$/year
you make me sad

i need a green card.

thefuture #20 3:20 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

The infographic representing the division of the labour force by ethnicity is pretty misleading. The height of those silhouettes is proportional to the number of workers rather than the area, greatly exaggerating the proportion of whites in the labour force.

Anon #21 4:40 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

I remember taking this big long (100s of questions, some of the duplicated) survey and then my answers were compared to the responses of people in various professions to attempt to determine what I would be interested in doing. Seemed pretty accurate to me, there was NO profession where my responses were well correlated with those of the workers. So it turns out, I'm not particularly interested in doing ANYTHING. I had barely statisticly significant correlations with musicians (although I have NO sense of rythm) and interestingly enough female (despite the fact that I am male) police.

Moriarty #22 5:06 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

Wait just one second! These rankings are different than the Wall Street Journal rankings of a few weeks ago. Obviously, the situation has dramatically changed very recently. Yup, that's the only explanation.

Blaine #23 5:30 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

So... in some sort of Freudian Mind Slip, I read the entire posting under the delusion the title was "Blow jobs in America".

I was having trouble processing a few of the facts, but... it actually still made sense.

artboy #24 5:31 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

I have a better job than these, I'm an exhibit prototyper at a science museum. It doesn't pay as well, but I don't care.

george57l #25 5:36 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

I remember that software - it told me I should become a professional pedant with a sideline in parochial curmudgeonliness. There's no resisting fate, so ...

I always cringe when I hear 'anesthesiologist'. But this graphic has both 'anesthesiologist' and 'anesthetist'. Can anyone explain why the science of anesthetics when practiced in the US by a doctor is practiced by an anesthesiologist, but when supported by a nurse is practiced by an anesthetist? (As this graphic seems to be telling me.) I would genuinely like to know what the real or perceived differences between these two terms are - I haven't heard a USian use the word anesthetist in donkey's years.

After all, what they do is anesthetise you, they don't anesthesiologise you.

(And it is, of course, anaesthetics not anesthetics, but I'll pander on that point for now.)

Anaesthetist: Yet another perfectly cromulent word embiggened unnecessarily. This is my second worst "every time I hear it I cringe" word, after burglarize (= burgle). I'm waiting for the appearance of the burglarizologist, who will no doubt be a specialist in burglarizologistics. But I note that burglar does not appear in this graphic - I wonder where they would fit in?

Anon #26 5:44 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

My wife is an OT and she doesn't make close to that money. That'd be nice though.

Robert replied to comment from george57l #27 5:52 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

Probably because "anaesthesiologist" means "one who studies anaesthesia" while "anaesthetist" means "one who practices anaesthesia". Ologists are supposed to know more. In theory, ha ha.

Lady Katey #28 5:56 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

The best job is the job you love.

Too much focus is put on paycheck numbers in this country.

Moriarty replied to comment from george57l #29 6:04 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

I'm just insulted that they don't mention anesthesiographers. Or anesthesiometers.

Jonathan Badger replied to comment from Antinous / Moderator #30 6:26 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

The supposed horrors of physician training seem to be more or less the same as those undergone by scientists (postdocs are basically the resident equivalent), and yet for some reason not only is a PhD less financially bankable than a MD, nobody seems to make TV shows and movies about graduate students and postdocs like they do for med students and residents.

Okay, scientists don't have to worry about malpractice insurance, but pretty much everything else applies.

Moriarty replied to comment from Jonathan Badger #31 7:01 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

One difference is that MDs generally pay for their own education and go hugely into debt to do so, while most PhDs do not (applies in America, don't know about elsewhere). The differences in pay are, like most differences in pay, largely explainable by supply and demand. As for why there are lots of medical TV shows and few grad student TV shows, it's probably for the same reason there are lots of cop shows: there is lots of readily graspable human drama inherent to the job.

cinemajay #32 7:25 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

Best = more money eh? I know quite a few physicians who earn a lot less than $100k--many can hardly stay in business after malpractice insurance costs.

I call shenanigans.

dculberson replied to comment from Amphigorey #33 7:26 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

The only mistake they made was putting the dress on the women silhouettes at the bottom. Otherwise, using the same profile for everything makes sense, and wearing pants does not make a silhouette male.

Anon #34 7:43 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

And to think, I Engineer Systems for fun, as a hobby! Golly.

Anon #35 7:46 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

We had to take that test to find out our perfect profession based upon our personality...I was told Cheese Maker was a perfect fit.

I remember having to take that test two more times to even get close to what I wanted to be, an Illustrator. I finally was able to nail commercial artist, even though in order to get that I had to suggest that I wanted to work in a cave by myself for low pay and never own a new pair of shoes. Pretty harsh reality in 11th grade.

plover #36 7:46 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

This infographic is highly inaccurate.

I can only speak directly to my profession, but the vast majority of psychologists aren't making anywhere near $172,000.

http://www.apa.org/workforce/publications/09-salaries/index.aspx

Someone added another $100,000 to that average psychologist's salary to spice up the story. And, NONE of my physician friends (with the exception of those who work as executives in pharma) are making those kinds of salaries either. You're just not going to make this kind of money in the "helping" professions in *most* cases.

This graphic also avoids factoring in opportunity costs ... what are the costs of postponing the start of your major earning years until your mid-30's, as most PhDs and MDs do?

Crappy data, aside from any issues about whether one should wear a skirt and/or cape to work.

george57l replied to comment from Robert #37 8:33 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

I'd rather have an anaesthetist who practiced than an anaesthesiologist who studied.

dculberson replied to comment from plover #38 10:42 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

If you re-read the captions to the graphic, you'll see that the larger figure is the "top pay," meaning the highest paid person in their sample group in the field. The smaller number is the "median salary" which exactly lines up with the APA data you linked to. So your rebuttal was actually supporting the infographic.

I do know of a few clinical psychologists making well north of $100k (some closer to $200k) so definitely believe that the $172k figure is likely as an upper bound to the salary range.

TuesdayWeld #39 11:36 AM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

When I was in high school, the software didn't exist, so we had to do the fill-in-the-bubbles, #2 pencil method. It told me I should be in a jazz combo. (I have never played an instrument.)

Anon #40 12:09 PM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

I can't believe systems engineer or network security came in as low stress!! As a sysadmin I had many MANY high stress days. It's much more calm now that I am a software engineer. Although I too am not making the magic 79,000. I blame layoffs (so I have to restart at a new company) and living in the midwest.

Anon replied to comment from Anonymous #41 12:49 PM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

My conjecture:
Most of the software developers you know live where you do, and you happen to live in a place with lower than US median cost of living?

Anon #42 12:58 PM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

I didn't notice much correlation with the adulterers.
http://bitfog.net/bb/dbb.php?http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/10/most-adulterous-prof.html

Hm . . .

Anon #43 6:35 PM Wednesday, Mar 10, 2010 Reply

Why isn't artist on the list? Our median salary is whatever we can make working retail or factory work (or as college professors), and the top pay is truly astronomical if we get some wealthy patrons, add to that we help society as a whole, are our own bosses, and only have to work as much or as little as we'd like in a nice, low stress, usually solitary environment.

Anon #44 2:34 PM Thursday, Mar 11, 2010 Reply

All this and no-one has yet made any joke involving lion taming, hats, and aardvarks? For shame.

Anon #45 3:14 PM Thursday, Mar 11, 2010 Reply

In the San Francisco Bay Area, software engineers easily make $80-150K.

IT systems engineer is NOT a relaxing job.

toriokyo #46 10:35 AM Saturday, Mar 13, 2010 Reply

Typical. Despite armchair quarterbacking on the "accuracy" of the infographic (who hasn't heard yet that statistics lie?), the information designer who created the opportunity for all of us to understand and debate this information is never mentioned. High stress, high benefit to society, and depending on who you work for both fun and a helluva future. (what about the money you ask? What's that?)

Anon #47 2:54 AM Thursday, Mar 18, 2010 Reply

Examining the chart:
Highest job growth -> Hispanic.

Well I'll be.

Anon replied to comment from moosehunter #48 11:38 AM Wednesday, May 19, 2010 Reply

"where are the Makers? the doers of things.." they are in IT... Making and Doing stuff that "makes" everyone else more effective at their jobs...

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